USA Honeymoon

We went to the world famous Sears, immortalised by comedians and artists, and Carol sat at the table and asked if it was possible to have:
1. An English Muffin with butter (they whip the butter here).
2. Fries.
3. Two eggs, sunny side up (fried but the yolk not cooked solid).
The waitress said that this was fine. I asked Carol if she just ordered chips and egg (staple of any English diet). She pointed out that she had ordered them all seperate, therefore it wasn't chips and egg. WHEN IT CAME, IT WASN'T CHIPS AND EGG, it was egg with cardboard. Oh well.

Carol, has been an ambassador for England on the cable cars, befriending Americans and Germans alike and leaving them laughing. She told one woman on the cable car that this was our honeymoon and the carriage erupted in cheers. I asked the woman who Carol was on honeymoon with...didn't go down well.